The End is Near

Jun 7, 2008 at 1:18 PM
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A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard a big splash.

"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'bridge out' instead?"

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Patti wrote:
Jun 7, 2008
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Love it!

timmyjohn wrote:
Jun 9, 2008
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[this is good]

LOL!

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